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WARNING OFFENSIVE JOKES
You have to sit there with your legs apart for a half hour!
-Sweetheart, I'm from Alabama, how do you think we got the fence painted?
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What am I getting for this gig?
-You get a percentage of the door.
So that's $11 and a burger. Your commission's gonna be a fxxx pickle.
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How did they ever come up with a name like "Hicksville"? I looked up "Hicksville" on Wikipedia. It said "inbreeding" and "crystal meth." So why don't you change your name to something more pleasant like Somalia?
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You shouldn't do marriage jokes. O.J. Simpson was a better husband than you.
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It's not just me. I don't think humans were meant to be married. I mean, you want a relationship? Get a canary, get a fish. Get a fxxx chicken. Get a dog.
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Your Honor there's no way Mr. Severin could've suffered brain damage
because according to the law, the way I understand it it has not been proven in this courtroom that Mr. Severin, in fact, has a brain.