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Okay, Jackie. You're finally working at the Comedy Cellar again. Don't fxxx this up. Don't curse too much. Don't pull your dick out. Don't attack anyone physically unless they really, really deserve it. -Well, looks like all my ex-wives were wrong. The bitches. Sometimes, it really does pay to be a total asshole. And if I had known psychotic breakdowns were so entertaining, I'd have just been myself all these years. Oh, you know what? I forgot. I'm gonna be a dad. Yeah. You don't have to applaud. I know I'm fxxx old. I mean, halfway through pulling out, I fell asleep. Before my sperm leaves my balls, it has to stop and ask directions.